Dan-HO, this is a Dan-NO..

My awkward and open hate for Danielle Staub from RHNJ has hit a new ultimate HIGH. She is now, also, following suit of housewife turned singer - and had a go on the piano and vocals last night with lesbian Lori Michaels, singing "Real Close" a "tortured love song". AHHHHH WOOF.

Attention whore and just plain old whore Danielle sat on Lori's lap post performance, wanting society to ask now if she swings both ways and is pulling a Lilo/SaMAN scandal. She was stroking Lori's hair and making really awkward sexy voice and gestures - I wonder how her protector Danny feels about this?

Anyways - watch the performance. Danielle is trying to be so dramatic. Her eyelashes look like spider legs, and her nose is looking ever more bulbus than ever. I don't know what audience the ladies are trying to reach to -this song has as much appeal as a steaming hot bowl of chilli on a 95 degree day poolside in July. Danielle sounds like Barbara Streisand.

Order of favorite housewife songs: 1) LuAnimal, 2) Kimmy Pie, 3) Dan-HO