Main Course..

You Learn Something NEW EVERYDAY....

....and in this case, KASEY KAHL HAS A BAND. And apparently, he dabbles in heavy metal..all while wearing a popped collar and overly highlighted hair. But, I don't think that people heard him in the beginning to "get up" and "come on". His dancing is almost as good as his singing. You can see how large the crowd is that came to watch him perform. The sound quality is phenomenal, and I can't even imagine the amount of money they spent on the high tech lighting and dry ice going on behind Mr. Kahl and his American Eagle button down. My favorite is the painful screaming in the end.

If someone can tell me a total of 5 lyrics in this song, I will give you a million dollars.

Appetizer before the MAIN KASEY COURSE

I am friends with Kasey Kahl on facebook. My blog is pretty much a tribute to this amphibian, which whom I thought was hearing impaired for the first 3 weeks of the Bachelorette. I was wrong. I just wasn't aware that he had a dairy farm on his voice box..little elves working daily to rotate the butter, cream cheese, cheesecake, or thick frothy yogurt that coats the back of our friend's throat.

Some highlights I found from Kasey's page...including my favorite pictures and status updates:

August 24, 5:31pm;

Kasey Kahl I think next season of bach pad should be a correlation of just the boys from season 6? :) Ty Brown, Chris Lambton, Craig Robinson, Tyler Vermette, Kirk DeWint, and myself. Then we can just pick the girls, lol. Entertainment?

1) Kasey, when did you become such bro's with everyone outside of Craig R? 2) Cool slang, ie: "bach pad" 3) "Then we can just pick the girls, lol"..so many things wrong with this, I don't know where to begin. First Kasey, it should be women. I know that most females over the age of 16 don't go for the 24/7 bubble in the throat male like you, but you could and should go to jail for this. Secondly, "lol"..really? 4) Craig R. gave his oversized midget self a shot on the "bach pad" and got voted off. Second time isn't always a charm, Kase.

August 23, 2:21am;

Kasey Kahl Just realized my unrealized potential. Have you?

What do you MEAN unrealized potential? Clearing your throat? Growing out your flat top hair cut? Giving up your singing career? ..Please explain. But, I am a little scared that this realization came at 2:21 in the morning on a Monday..sounds like Mr. Kahl was busy listening to R.Kelly watching illegal websites. Gross.

Worst Blogger EVA.

I nominate myself. I don't think I've touched this thing since 1998 (thats what she said..HAHA)

So, let's recap what I've missed..and let's look forward to NEW FALL TV that will be blogged about. I have missed some prime time opportunities to post about the most annoying, over the top, absurd and just flat out WRONG moments on tv..but am excited to say that the DVR is all revved up and ready to explode with the amount of tv shows that are programmed to be recorded on the daily.

TV RECAP HIGHLIGHTS

• The Hills: DONE. Weird. But, things still remain the same: Brody is a tool, Kristen's a bitch, and Audrina is constantly staring at the ceiling.
• Real Housewives of New Jersey: Dina's gone, Danielle has a bald spot and is a little weaveless thanks to the hair pull heard around the world, Kim G is still trying so hard to become the next Housewife (good luck Donald Trump look alike) Caroline and the whole Manzo crew take the boss cake, and Teresa is more fiesty and bankrupt than ever
• Bad Girls Club Miami: bitches be crazy - they have all proved the point that they are "bad girls". Dealing with too many moments from angry, drunk girls that like knee high athletic socks, tattoos, late night Taco Bell, screaming, punching eachother, and bad choppy hair
• Rachel Zoe: TAY is gone, Brad is Brad-ass, RZ is rexic, and Rodger is still trying to prove to people that he's straight
• Real World: Jemmye is still pretending she's Southern, Knight looks like an oversized chubby 9-year old boy, Ryan still looks like an earthworm in a wig
• Teen Mom: Gary dressed up as the Easter Bunny...a sweaty, furry, oversized bunny that would most likely pop up on How To Catch a Predator. Maci has a new boyfriend that looks like Sloth from the Goonies, and he kissed Bentley on the lips after meeting him for 15 minutes..uncomf? Well, yes I'd say so.
• Jersey Shore: Ronnie is the horniest alcoholic I've ever met, Snooki is unreal, Sammi is annoying and is a broken record talking about the Ronerator, Situation is HAWT, JWow's boobs hit me in the face each episode, Angelina- who are you?
• Bachelorette: Ali chose Roberto, no shocker there. He had her from the spandex Lion King routine that Weatherman was salivating over.
• Bachelor Pad: tears, hook ups, and Weatherman getting more ass in the kissing competition than he has in his 31 years of life.

Moral of the Story: i've been lazy..but baby girl is back on the scene! Reality tv ON!

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