So, let's recap what I've missed..and let's look forward to NEW FALL TV that will be blogged about. I have missed some prime time opportunities to post about the most annoying, over the top, absurd and just flat out WRONG moments on tv..but am excited to say that the DVR is all revved up and ready to explode with the amount of tv shows that are programmed to be recorded on the daily.
TV RECAP HIGHLIGHTS
- The Hills: DONE. Weird. But, things still remain the same: Brody is a tool, Kristen's a bitch, and Audrina is constantly staring at the ceiling.
- Real Housewives of New Jersey: Dina's gone, Danielle has a bald spot and is a little weaveless thanks to the hair pull heard around the world, Kim G is still trying so hard to become the next Housewife (good luck Donald Trump look alike) Caroline and the whole Manzo crew take the boss cake, and Teresa is more fiesty and bankrupt than ever
- Bad Girls Club Miami: bitches be crazy - they have all proved the point that they are "bad girls". Dealing with too many moments from angry, drunk girls that like knee high athletic socks, tattoos, late night Taco Bell, screaming, punching eachother, and bad choppy hair
- Rachel Zoe: TAY is gone, Brad is Brad-ass, RZ is rexic, and Rodger is still trying to prove to people that he's straight
- Real World: Jemmye is still pretending she's Southern, Knight looks like an oversized chubby 9-year old boy, Ryan still looks like an earthworm in a wig
- Teen Mom: Gary dressed up as the Easter Bunny...a sweaty, furry, oversized bunny that would most likely pop up on How To Catch a Predator. Maci has a new boyfriend that looks like Sloth from the Goonies, and he kissed Bentley on the lips after meeting him for 15 minutes..uncomf? Well, yes I'd say so.
- Jersey Shore: Ronnie is the horniest alcoholic I've ever met, Snooki is unreal, Sammi is annoying and is a broken record talking about the Ronerator, Situation is HAWT, JWow's boobs hit me in the face each episode, Angelina- who are you?
- Bachelorette: Ali chose Roberto, no shocker there. He had her from the spandex Lion King routine that Weatherman was salivating over.
- Bachelor Pad: tears, hook ups, and Weatherman getting more ass in the kissing competition than he has in his 31 years of life.
Moral of the Story: i've been lazy..but baby girl is back on the scene! Reality tv ON!
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