Dear Frank: you went on one date with Allie, all of the other bachelors in the house also like Allie. You may love her, but you seem to be a little obsessed..like can't eat, can't sleep obsessed, Please take it down a notch or thirty, you are starting to remind me of Ducky from Pretty in Pink.
Dear Johnathan, "Weatherman": you are coming off a little sensitive. Granted, Craig is a massive douche lord, you need to refocus your attention on other areas, and stop being a tattle tale to Allie. it's not a good look, it's a little wimpy - much like you were in the photo shoot..you made it very apparent to Allie, and the rest of America, that you are not packing heat in your pants.
Dear Kasey: I'm sad that you weren't focused that much on this episode - but you still had a bubble in your throat. AND, you received the FIRST ROSE!! Make sure you feed the frog that lives in your voice box before next weeks' episode!!
Dear Allie: Please stop laughing at every little thing the guys say. It's a little annoying, and over the top. And, you are obviously very horny on this episode.
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