Basketball Wives
The drama of being married, dating, sleeping with an NBA'er..or being on the dance team, ala Royce. So far we've seen and been there for the good, the bad and just the down and out ugly. Experiencing the violent drink throwing, some serious shopping, accusations of some being more slutty than others, relationship ups and downs (in the love and friend department) and some over accessorized outfits on-top of big fake hair and even bigger egos. Leaving off of last weeks' episode with the charity benefit, and poor Evelyn getting beyond blacked out sloppy messy. And, seriously: Eric and Jen..baby girl move on, he is about as exciting and interesting as a brick wall.
Predictions: I am feeling some sort of brawl will take place...so much scandal with who's sleeping with who, who's supposed to & who's not. DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA!
Pretty Wild
Yes - yes it is just that: Pretty Wild. I have been addicted from minute one. The whole intrigue of being famous for NOT being famous is above and beyond what is going on here. The 3 sisters from hell, and a mother that is loopier than a roller coaster makes up this brood of the most dramatic out of control weirdos on E!. Like, the whole bullshit of home schooling based off "The Secret"..let's be serious now. All three girls, one with bigger boobs than the next, loves to just get naked and be slutty infront of whoever is around, including their mother, and if you have a penis - you are in like flint. I didn't know that pole dancing has become a staple in raising children. Still blowing my mind, is the scene from last week, that Tess was just in a full naked showdown with her mother..rubbing soap on her boobs and making pouty faces to her as she snapped away on a digital camera. Weird, well 99.9% of the human population would say so. Alexis has her man in from Cabo that she met and hung out with for a whole 45 minutes..it was painful, and clearly the minute he hit it he QUIT it. Can't wait to see what happens tonight..
Predictions: Tess and her weird, probably stinky, grungy boyfriend just in love love love. Alexis, 2 words: YOU'RE GUILTY. jail..have fun. SO MANY TEARS I can't breathe..and of course so much cleavage and awkward baby voices. And so it is..
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