Pretty Wild.

Starting with the good dirt already, court. Looks like justice is about to be served. I hope that the 6-months will make Alexis stop talking like a baby. I don't understand that voice, I personally, would rather sound like a tranny then put on a cutesy baby voice. I have never seen people cry more in my whole entire life, they take "cry me a river" to a new point. Gabby needs some under eye concealer, she is looking alot like a character from the Grunge. Alexis is depressed and so emo, and now taking Xanax like Pez Candy. Everything turns into a screaming match, tears, yelling, hitting. They handle stressful situations really well. Andrea, the mom, is such a belligerent weirdo. Alexis, in her hoarder style room, is now being compared to Anna Nicole Smith. And, so we flash forward to a coffee house style "intervention", and Tess and Alexis pinky promised that they would be the best sisters for each other, and they would take care of each other..all while in tears. So then we flash back to Alexis, hanging with Gabby (clearly the least favorite sister..odd man out always) to find out Orlando Bloom would testify, and both parties cry. Game over Alexis, 180 days in county jail..that is no vacay girlfriend. The chach ball group hug at the end of the episode..and so it is. Have fun in jail babe, hope your pole dancing skills don't get rusty.

Sidenote- Tess scores the swimsuit modeling gig. Good, another chance for her to flaunt in barely there bikinis and run around in front of a camera. Her dream.