The Hills
- Brody loves being single..he told Kristen, literally 4 times in the first 2 minutes
- Ryan Cabrera is such a D-list has been. He is in desperate need of a makeover..the Sonic the Hedgehog hair, bangles, and painted on jeans look has gots to go. Even worse, the candy thong comment. I want to D-I-E.
- I don't understand the following relationships: Lo and Stephanie Pratt (yes, we know your sober..we've known since you passed rehab), and Kristen and Audrina (hmm..Justin Bobby & Brody drama). The chemistry is non existent and only there for the cameras
- Kristen is a straight psy-cho, calling Brody while on a date, with a girl that is prettier than Kristen (resembles Jade, minus the weird lazy eye). I hope Brody wears protection, baby boy has more sex than Zach Morris circa Saved by the Bell.
- Why do the friends always have to recount history? Much like the scene with the Brodster and his old buddy with a full curly bun..all while golfing in skater gear (jeans, non-collared and backwards trucker hats..what CC is this at?)
- Finding out all the neccesary tidbits about dating a guy with Audrina and Stephanie, #1) Does he have a car? #2) Does he have a job? How ass backwards can one be?
- No hugs for Kristen Cavallari to Brods in the club.., and how long have Brody and Mickela been dating, a whole 30 minutes? Straight holding hands in the club.
Moral of the Episode: I missed the sheer craziness of Spencer and his flesh colored beard
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