Thursday night at 10:00pm is like the Superbowl of reality tv. Especially coming off of last weeks ridiculous episode..I could crack into this moment by moment, but I want to hit on just the trends that are worth talking about this episode.
- CRAZIES
- Kelly Bensimone: this woman defines crazy, to a whole new level. She makes even the craziest of nutcases seem some what normal, and sane. After her dramatic rampage last episode, she finally gained some sense (im attributing it to the jellybeans) to vote herself off the island, and allow the final bystanders to breathe again.
- Jill Zarin, with sidekick Bobby Zarin: ultimatley it was the surprise from hell. Her entrance into the island compound was scary, intense, pitchy vocals, and just down and out wrong. Every person looked as though they saw a ghost - causing for some to cry, mumble, shake, stop breathing - resulting in a dramatic plane charter and Jill/Bob-o to jet off to St. Barths.
- STYLE
- Simon (Alex's husband): Although we weren't fortunate enough to see this dime piece alot of the episode, his colonel sanders outfit has permanently engraved itself into my brain. I haven't seen a necktie like the one he was wearing since the Civil War fieldtrip I took to Gettysburg in 8th grade.
- Alex: She is part of the Monster Mash crew, I'm convinced. She looks like Frankenstein.
- Sonjya: Always is wearing some sort of bouffant in her hair. She reminds me a lot of a combonation of Lisa and Marge Simpson. I couldn't help but take note of the fact that she needed a higher SPF while on vacation - the final night, she looked a tad sun swollen and looked as though she shmeared vaseline on her face.
- Jill Zarin: another shout out to Jill - and her ice skating ensemble. It had to be a size 8 in childrens, it could have fit an American Girl Doll. Not her best look, or choice, just all in all a disaster of massive proportions.
- Ramona: the scrunchie and ice queen outfit at the skating party - need I elaborate any further.
- MALE GENITALIA TALK (which was a result of the awkward sexual devices given in the impromptu "bridal shower" including pearl handcuffs, and Swarovski crystal hand ties..awk-WEIRD)
- "I don't want dumbo with a huge package"- Bethenny, after hearing Sonyja, who has proved herself to be a straight nymphomaniac, saying that ears contribute to the size of a man's package
- "It's not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean"- Alex, thus clearly solidifying in my mind, that her husband, Simon does in deed have a baby dick
Moral of the episode: all parties in every universe think Kelly is a NUTBALL.
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