May 27, 2010

Couple of the Year



If this isn't the poster couple for true love and devotion, then I don't know what is. From really appreciating the finer things in life, and modesty - truly, this is something I strive for. They always say that your spouse will bring out the best in you, and if we break it down - we can see all the amazing, positive changes that Speidi have brought to one another and also our culture, society and universe as a whole.

Spencer Pratt


MY parents would personally be thrilled if I were to bring a man home like this. He is the most level-headed, positive, accepting husband, brother and son. He is truly a renaissance man. Outside of his ability to grow the fiercest flesh colored beard, nothing turns me on more than his love for the finer things in life: ala wrists full of bangles, crystals, dialated pupils, convulsive sweating and outrageous anger spirts, slamming doors, deep thoughts & overall just such a handsome fella.

Heidi Montag Pratt


I think her hubby said it best when he told Kristen Cavallari that Heidi: "writes poetry, pets puppies, prays, and reads books". Oops, I just think he left out some of Heidi's better assets: much like her modest improvements to her body, nothing looks better on a 24-year old fresh woman like a nice set of G (almost "H" for Heidi!) breast implants, and a face that wouldn't move with hurricane force winds. That's what I love about Heidi, she's modest and really knows how to blend in the background: like wearing a hot pink Herve bandage dress with her sweater puppies just hanging out for Brody and co. to be smacked in the face with, or wearing 8/10 fingers with diamond rings, or my personal favorite: a modest birthday party thrown for the 7 year old neighbor..which turned out to be another excuse for crystal convos, booze drinking, and G-titty explosion. Sidenote: for those who have never seen "Lion Woman", I give Heidi 3-4 years before she looks like this dime piece.

I salute you Heidi and Spencer.



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