Basketball Wives

Another episode, more drama, more drinks being thrown, more tears, and of course more women being in one way involved with an NBA star. Starting off the episode with Eric is discouraging. He bothers me. I just can't get past his full ,mouth of over sized teeth, and his dense approach to the relationship with Jen. I think its going to take more than a mimosa and omelet to patch up this awkward and painful relationship. Later we find out the non-shocking "4% of NBA couples stay together" - Jen..take serious note, please say goodbye to Choppers.

Of course there is the continued drama with Evelyn and a stalker. Some random woman sending and posting garbage about her and her daughter online. After hiring a PI, it was time to rally the ladies and get a trip to LA. Of course a cooking class has to be had upon the arrival, the Seductive Sangria has Suzie talking about how it gets her 'w--'..making everyone around her grossed out, and viewers feeling uncomfortable in their own skin. The final part of the cooking class had to be a wrap sheet of talking some good old fashioned trash talk - Gloria, being the chosen subject, and whether her sister boned Shaq (all while in front of his ex).

Waiting until the final 8-minutes for the dirt was well worth it. The meeting with Vanessa, the alleged stalker, and close friend to Suzie was phenom. Evelyn was looking more pissed than ever: veins popping from her forehead, and the most intense gum chewing I have ever seen. After jumping down Vanessa's throat, and some un-phased 'its not me', we had 2 drinks, a styrafoam cup and some papers violently thrown at Vanessa. Moral of the episode: would I mess with Evelyn, NO.

I also took some serious note that in order to be a basketball wife: large, dangly, over the top earrings are needed at all times. Earlobes of steel are needed for these ladies.