The BacWHORElette

Alli is a promiscuous girl. I hope that Christina Aguilera doesn't send her the vag-dazzled undies, she will wear them - & a lot of the men in the house, i.e. The Weatherman, will probably steal them and try to wear them.

What has happened to ABC? What bridge were these trolls brought out from under to be the guys fighting and crying to win over Allie? Clearly they are still Bachelors for a reason. And, Barenaked Ladies? Really? And what a video...career suicide.

The whole house of men are on the same menstrual calendar, and a lot of them were on their periods' this week. The amount of emotion was over the top. The weatherman cried, then did a heel click on the way up to accept his rose - Rated R bawled like a baby when the boys were being mean to him. Frank is on the verge of tears at all times. He is constantly staring, looking, smiling, whimpering ...stalker status? YES.

The outfit choices on the show are in need of some rearranging and redoing. Jesse in a jean suit, Kasey in a mint green suit (going on three weeks solid in this uniform), Craig R looking like an over-sized midget with a red hanky in his pocket to match his red tie, Ty's over-sized choker...and how could I forget, Alli's Jessica McClintock Cinderella Gown.

NEXT WEEK IS ARMAGEDDON. Kasey with the constant foamy blockage in his windpipe goes bat shit crazy. Cutting. Crying. SINGING. The Weatherman has perma-boner at the thought of performing on Broadway, the question is, will he tuck his wiener for the event?