I have never had a more solid and unnaturally awkward hate for a human being in my life than Danielle. So, Danielle had fun on her female empowering stint in last night's episode. Rallying her besties for some classic washed up, fossilized "Sex & The City" type fun.
What better way to embrace how you don't look like the snake from the Jungle Book better than to go to the ever so classy establishment, The Squeeze Lounge, and dance and prance for Danny (the Dudley Moore / John Basedow lookalike) and your ladies!
Highlight #1: Kim G, the slightly balding blond woman, playing both the Manzos and Danielle, merely just for camera time. Clad in booty shorts and over the knee boots, she attempted her go on the pole. After having some awkward butt crack shots, she and her arthritis, had a run at doing a 180 degree spin on the pole. She pop locked and dropped nothing but the waist band of her undies (exposing her crack) and probably popped a couple bones mid-twirl.
Highlight #2: "Engage and then Suggest". Danielle was trying harder than most students do during their SAT's. Danny and co. were bonerific as Danielle humped the pole and showed off her skills from her 80's gig as a "burlesque dancer" (aka prostitution whore). This gave me flashbacks to the tango classes she took with the crew last year..she was the only one trying, to an awkward and uncomfortable level.
ENGAGE & SUGGEST: I suggest to most people watching this particular scene in RHNJ, not to eat a solid 60-minutes before tuning it, because they will engage in throwing up.
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