June 15, 2010

Danny: THA Protector

Danny, the newest addition to Danielle's crew, is a 5'2" amish bowl-cutted ex-con that has vowed to protect her (probably while scoring daily beejers) from the "intimidating and murderous" Manzo clan. Chyea. Well, from day one, I have determined that three things in this world got together one night, and after a weird mating, have produced this new staple on the show: Danny. So, therefore Danny wants to thank the following for their sperm donation and cartoon drawings for creating him:

1) John Basedow

2) Master Splinter, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

3) Dudley Moore

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