June 3, 2010

The Hills

Same week, same drama, same issues. I just find it so ironic that people just happen to "show up" coincidentally, or things fall perfectly into place for these former Laguna Beachers. It is like they have a constant genie in a bottle, or camera crew, around them to have all their ducks in line at all times. For instance, Brody's new girlfriend, goes to lunch with Lo - and magically, baby b has scored herself an internship at Smashbox Studios! Another prime example, when the three best friends (Audrina, Stephanie and Lo) head to the Viper Room to check out a shitty garage band, with bad haircuts (mullets are tres chic apparently) and probably smell like rotisserie chicken and body odor - JUSTIN BOBBY's band happens to follow! What are the odds?

This is particularly my favorite part of the episode for the following reasons:
  1. The band name is "Ed Stanley" - I already hate the band.
  2. JB looks good, he's a fox, no doubt.
  3. JB proceeds to head band his brains out, followed by a full on strip show.
  4. The awkward conversation with Audrina and her former b was of course weird, with Audrina giggling nonstop.
  5. Justin Bobby gets into his car.....which is a Herst.
Moral of the Episode: the people on this show are the luckiest mother fuckers on the network.

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