What better way to send off Rated R than to have the remaining bachelors oil wrestle in Turkey? Alli got super stoked as the lucky gentlemen from the group date stripped down to the tightest black jeans known to man, and oiled up their bodies for a good old fashioned boink fest. As if wrestling the Turkish men weren't enough, Allie then proceeded to watch the boys pile drive eachother while covered in oil. The fearless men squirmed on the floor as they grunted in hope to win a solo date with Allie, to prove to her that the homo-erotic scene wasn't anything that would be a regular in their potential relationship.
Craig R, the oversized midget, somehow managed to beat out Roberto even though Craig found it necessary to point out the fact that: "Roberto's a really good oil wrestler". And, you would know because either...
- Roberto has a secret in the house and oil wrestles on the regular
- Craig noticed Roberto's strong formations while juiced up in oil
- Craig has wrestled a many men while covered in a slippery substance
Regardless of the fact, Baby Huey Craig, won the challenge and proceeded to have a very romantic friend zone date with Allie. His hair was more receded than ever, and his Tyrannosaurus Rex body was hoping and wishing for a chance to swap some saliva with the Bachelorette, but unfortunately nothing of the sorts came to be. We had to wave bye to Craig, as he whimpered in the car ride home, but he should be excited - now ranking as the bachelor with the man on man oil wrestling skills, his resume has just bulked up! And, on a nice note, Craig can return home to the Roloff family to see his mom, dad, brother Zach and the rest of the crew!
Can't wait to see what the next group date challenge is..I'm guessing something along the lines of the Bachelors fishing a gummy bear out of the other Bachelors assholes, by mouth!
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