June 10, 2010

Stick to sleeping with married men Kim..

Who remembers ATL's finest, classiest housewife Kim Zolciak? The wigs, the massive balloon implants, the cigs, the wine, the affair, the wig pulling with Sheree, the infamous brawl with Lisa and NeNe, and...the singing. Her hit, "Don't be Tardy for the Party" was the next step pre-"Tightrope". For those who have not experienced the natural and amazing talent of Ms. Zolciak, please take a gander. I love her white ensemble - my personal favorite, the white top hat. Did you borrow that hat from the albino Mr. Peanut? She could be the ring leader in the dark weird circus. Let your ears have the most orgasmic experience of their life. This is where its at...

Please take note of the facial expressions and commentary from Dallas Austin, I hope he was getting paid overtime. And, also the she-male working the synthesizing computer has to remove the headphones in fear of permanent hearing loss, probably a better option at the time than to have to listen to this, thus resulting in bleeding from the ears.


Moral of the Story: this could be used as a war tactic. And Kim, the reason your voice is so deep is because your balls just dropped - congratulations, this happens to men!

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