"In my hindsight..I'll see and find a rose"...Maybe next year Kasey..

Moment of silence for Krazy Kasey. I miss him already. It is pretty obvious that he became my vice during the 6-weeks he graced our televisions. He became so much more than Kermit the frog's cousin to me. From his Seal "Kissed by a Rose" singing performance to his magazine sized tattoo on his wrist - all he wanted to do was guard and protect Allie's heart, all while at the same time, having his heart guarded and protected. After Kasey shmeared his voice box with a thick layer of cream cheese the morning of his date with Allie and Rated-R, he was ready and willing to give Allie her ticket to the tattoo show. If Allie was alarmed to the speechless level after the unveiling of Kasey's musical talent, aka sounding like he was singing 20,000 leagues under the sea, then she had no idea that she was about to be smacked-a-tat in the face. As I got into last week, Kasey's tattoo has double meaning...obviously covering the ever so discussed, guarding and protecting of the heart (we GET it already) and then the 11 "studs" for the 11 "studs" on the show. Too bad Weatherman isn't around anymore, I could see Kasey guarding and protecting his heart - while naked in the hot-tub together.

Regardless, Allie see's the tat and clearly freaks as any normal person would in this scenario. She gives the rose to Justin, as it looks like Kasey's eyeballs are going to explode out of his head. She left him at the volcano (im assuming with heavy staff and artillery to prevent frogman himself from catapulting himself into the lava) and watched as he waved the saddest puppy dog wave in the world.

Because he know longer can blossom into a love butterfly and guard and protect our hearts, I am going to recount on a few favorite moments from Krazy Kasey from the 6-delightful weeks that he, his singing, and his buttercream frosted voicebox graced our lives:

1. The tattoo
2. His love for sorbet colored dress shirts - go to favs: mint green, salmon
3. His constant wind-blown red skin tone, it looks like his face is constantly sore
4. His love metaphors: for example, Allie is a butterfly ready to open for love
5. Guarding and Protecting Allie's heart, his future wife's heart, his future boyfriend's heart, his own heart
6. The singing
7. The impromptu song(s) - in which he made up
8. His creepy behavior in the Museum of Natural History: including, but not limited to, pounding on his chest like a gorilla, running like he has a large 2x4 up his asshole, trying to 'scare' Allie
9. The explanation of the tattoo to both the bachelors (which are obv represented) and Allie
10. His cheesecake, cottage cheese, spongy, Kermit the frog voice

Kasey, I love you. If you are the next bachelor, mark my words, I will go on the show. And guard and protect your heart..no, no I won't, but my reaction to your lines, singing, and voice will be classic.