It is very obvious that Christina Aguilera is having a bit of an identity crisis. After watching her free sex show performance on MTV Movie Awards last night, it is clear that she is really not just limiting herself to being a mom and a performer anymore, but also a whore. This may be a relatively strong adjective to describe the dirty girl, but the following eye widening, head exploding moments could project her in this category:- "I know you wanna put your lips where my hips are", and then shoves one of the dancers head into her crotch. Can this be considered cheating, should her husband have an intervention?
- Full face licking from the dancers. My eyes were bleeding when I saw the full neck lick, Vampire style, slobber city.
- The light up LED heart flashing on her lady parts...and then the unnecessary zoom in from the camera. I could have seen her new Vagdazzaling from miles away, just because they got closer to show that it was crystals, does not make it any better
- The glowing crotches' weren't just solo owned by XTINA, but her dancers all had red glowing hearts on their groins. Kinda cool if there would have been a power outage in the theater, Aguilera and dancers could lead the crowds out with their blinking vajayjays!
Moral of the Story: too bad the Countess didn't see Christina's costume choices, she could have really bulked up Money Can't Buy you Class with some glowing nipple applications, or the ever popular crotch glow. If this look ever becomes popular, I am going amish.
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