Ugh, yet another Situation.

So I came clean about thinking the Situation is hot. In a juice head gorilla fist pumping steroid injecting oompa-loompa skin tone fashion. However, I changed my mind. This cocky douche bag has hit the ground running, at full speed, in most likely obnoxious over the top white cross trainers. For those of you who haven't caught the Jersey wind, there is a new situation on board, and this situation rhymes with "rottest rance rub rix" aka "hottest dance club mix".

Clearly, reality tv stars from the ATL to the dirty Jerz think that once they hit their "why am I famous?" famous status, the next logical step, is to produce and sing a hit. All of these hits, however, have a couple things in common:

1. You hate to hate them
2. Thank god for computers and synthesizers drowning out the sheer shit of their vocal abilities
3. You give me something to talk about

So, Mike "The Situation", came out with his new jam, which, is available on ITunes. I listened to the song, a couple times. The popular tone of the song, surprise surprise is, that hot chicks from the club want to sniff his $85 collogne (a step up from the BodMan he was rocking 2 years ago), the girls want to get in his pants, theirs a situation, he drinks patrone, he fist pumps, and he's in a club. YADA..YADA..YADA.

This song BLOWS. And, if im ever in a situation like this with a juice headed Karma situation and not under the influence of a bottle strong of Hypnotic, then pretend theirs an emergency situation and call me to avoid the excessive hair gel, self tanner, and most likely scare of some sort of herpes that would progress.

Moral of THIS Situation: We'z done Mikey!